An open letter to those involved in the production of seasonal pumpkin spice offerings.

Dear sir and/or madam,

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Okay.

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Okay….

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Really?!

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pumptwinkies

REALLY?

pumpkinwhaOh god, NO!

pumpkinspicebleach

YOU’RE MONSTERS. Please stop.

Respectfully yours,

Lauren

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5 thoughts on “An open letter to those involved in the production of seasonal pumpkin spice offerings.

  1. Madness! They’ve gone too far! Really Clorox? It’s bleach. It all smells like bleach.

  2. If I use Pumpkin Spice bleach would I want to lick the floor? HA HA HA They really DO go too far.

  3. […] Hello marketing team at Clorox! Saaaaaay. I seem to have disrupted your Streamlined Digital Content Synergization Schedule or whatever with the popularity of my suggestion of Pumpkin Spice Bleach. […]

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