I’m trying in earnest to blog again. I could go on and on about my personal brand and synergy and search engine optimization and FAAAAART – who cares?

Hi, I’m Lauren. I own a house and my husband and I are fixing it up. I like to cook. I had a weird childhood. I have stories to share. Things to say. I will try my best to be insightful and entertaining and not to waste your time.

There. I’ve laid out some expectations. Including that I may say the word “fart”. Hello, world.